A Rainbow In Her Wig Ringtones

My pig In a wig My pig In a wig My pig In a wig My pig In a wig Look at my pig (woo woo) Looking good in a wig (woo woo) Got a smile so big (woo woo) That's my pig (woo woo) Look at him dance (woo woo) Dance his jig (woo woo) He got a smile so big (woo woo) You know he did (woo woo) Have you ever seen a pig Wearing a pink wig Have you ever seen a pig Wearing a pink wig My pig In a wig My pig In a wig Look at my pig (woo woo) Looking good in a wig (woo woo) Got a smile so big (woo woo) That's my pig (woo woo) Look at him dance (woo woo) Dance his jig (woo woo) He got a smile so big (woo woo) You know he did (woo woo) Have you ever seen a pig Wearing a pink wig Have you ever seen a pig Wearing a pink wig

On nights like this When the world's a bit amiss And the lights go down across the trailer park I get down, I feel had I feel on the verge of going mad And then it's time to punch the clock I put on some make-up And turn on the tape deck And pull the wig back on my head Suddenly I'm Miss Midwest Midnight checkout queen Until I head home And I put myself to bed I look back on where I'm from Look at the woman I've become And the strangest things seem suddenly routine I look up from my Vermouth on the rocks The gift wrapped wig still in the box Of towering velveteen I put on some make-up Some Lavern Baker I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Beehive 1963 Until I wake up And I turn back to myself Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls and perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn on the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett from TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself Shag, bi-level, Bob, Dorothy Hamill do Sausage curl, chicken wings, it's all because of you With your blow dried, feather backed Toni home wave, too Flip, for, frizz, flop, it's all because of you It's all because of you, it's all because of you Okay Everybody I put on some make-up Turn up the eight track I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm this punk rock star of stage and screen And I ain't never I'm never turning back

Can't forget his face, what a lonely place Has he really let us go? All the time that's lost, what's the final cost? Will I really get away? All my life it seems just a crazy dream Reaching for somebody's star Can't believe it all, did he really fall? What to do now, I don't know Something's calling me back There's a light in the black Am I ready to go? I'm coming home Breathed the air before, heard the thunder roar Never knew it was for me Always looking down, lost but never found Eyes that looked but not to see All my life it seems just a crazy dream Reaching for somebody's star Like an open door that you've passed before But you never had the key Something's calling me back There's a light in the black Am I ready to go? I'm coming home I'm coming home, yeah I'm going back to my home! I'm going home, home, home Going home, home, home I'm coming back! Won't forget his face, what a lonely place Did he really let us go? All the time that's lost, what's the final cost? Will I really get away? All my life it seems just a crazy dream Reaching for somebody's star Can't believe it all, did he really fall? What to do now, well I know Something's calling me back Like a light in the black Yes I'm ready to go I'm coming home Home, yeah I'm on my way back home Into the sky, there in the sky I see a star

You've got a razor tongue And your words cut me open, bloody and broken Let's let this soak in I thought I'd never wanna see you again But I saw you again last night And now I'm gonna do what I said I'd never do I'm throwing all my pride away and crawling back to you If breaking all my rules is something that I have to do, Then I hope you break yours too (do you remember saying) Our goodbyes in your room We'll pack our things and leave, come back next year to see the Strangers that we've let ourselves become One last goodbye on the Shoulder you cried on, let You dry your eyes on my Blue shirt that you loved I know that you'll sleep fine without me by your side Without me by your side I took the long way to your house so I could see if your light was on, in your bedroom And now I know that you're the one who I'll compare everyone else to My heart is black and blue, we're getting older too And keeping everything inside is something that I do We used to make this happen We used to make this - Happen (Think back on everything we said) Everything that we abandoned The swings behind your house might as well be broken now We were lying to ourselves One last goodbye on the Shoulder you cried on, let You dry your eyes on my Blue shirt that you loved I know that you'll sleep fine without me by your side Without me by your side And there's just some things about me That you will never understand Things will never go back to the way that they used to be Things will never go back to the way that they used to be